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    <title>A Formal Apology to My Taste Buds: Ranking the Millennial Food Crimes We Cannot Unsee</title>
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    <description>From sriracha applied to things that had no business meeting sriracha, to avocado toast&#039;s decade-long stranglehold on every brunch menu in America, younger diners have committed some genuinely unforgivable culinary sins. We&#039;re ranking the worst offenders, begrudgingly acknowledging the ones that actually worked, and asking the hard question: when does a trend become a war crime?</description>
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